The 213 Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

All of these things I either: a) did myself, and either got in trouble or commended, b) witnessed another soldier do, c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do, or d) I was just minding my own business, when it just "happened". To explain how I’ve stayed out of jail/alive/not beaten up too badly...I’m funny, so they let me live.

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