That's Not a Penis Pump, It's a Bomb!

Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. Rather than admit it was a penis pump, because his mother was standing next to him, he told security the object was a bomb. Now he faces felony disorderly conduct and up to three years in prison.

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